june hotbuys.

HEY YOU.
you're HOT.

and i'm lucille.

new hotbuys. i never expect much. they're HOTBUYS. it doesn't matter if the dress is made of turds and duct tape with a rope made of braided kitten tails. say the magic word- HOTBUYS -and i promise you, a whole swarm of superstars is going to run for those dresses like there's no tomorrow!

" holy shit marlene, these are the ugliest- oh, wait, they're hotbuys? ohmygod i love them. let's go watch hannah montana and go dress up our dolls as MILF's!"

see. magic. so let's see this month's hotbuys. any good?

i've seen better, but i do love the flower printed hot buys dress, along with the darling shirt. the ruched hot buys skirt looks like the chick's ready for clubbing, the crop jacket is too 'princess elite bitch' for me, and the BIKINI necklace? piece of shit. why would you want a necklace of a swimsuit? next they'll be asking for swimsuits of necklaces...

oh, wait, they do that, don't they?

overall, i give this shit a 6/10. not the worst, but all of the hotbuys are running together. i mean, come on, we used to have harlequin hotbuys! that was cool. this stuff is plain and no NO thanks.
LUcille.