Sunday, June 21, 2009

why we hate the new stardoll, part 1.

okay. hello tharr, stardollies.

i'm gonna bash your beloved site, because i'm just getting sick of a lot of things.

1. yeah, i get it's a fashion website, but you're becoming such a generic fashion site for little girls it's getting sickening.
2. please, please stop with the limited edition. 250 stardollars for CLOTHES? clothes you can't even wear. i'm gonna calculate this... see how much you really spend on fake clothes.

let's say you're a superstar, the cheapest. five bucks for a month. and you want to buy something for 75 stardollars. that's another five.
right there, that's TEN REAL DOLLARS you just spent on fake clothes. you have to be superstar to buy it, and will need more money in order to get your beloved LE ugly dresses. but what if you wanted the 250 dress, and you had a year long superstar account?
THIRTY BUCKS, lovers. thirty. i think you could actually buy real clothes with that.
so, overall, LOWER YOUR PRICES, STARDOLL. "finally, an affordable way to shop online," says E! entertainment. really? affordable?
3. you have no clue what you're talking about. stop pretending like you're hip to the grunge culture. in the last two weeks you've used the phrase 'grunge' about twenty times. NO.

huh. one looks like she just woke up from hardcore moshing/sleeping outside (aka, grunge), the other looks like a model wearing plaid, talking annoyingly on her iphone, and NOT BEING AT ALL GRUNGE. and so on.
and i'm sure i'll be angry again at some point, and end up writing more, but for now, you get the idea.
love and hate,
lucille.

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